A woman asked Jeannie, the LIII, where the newspapers are. Jeannie told her where the newspaper room is, and the woman came back after 5 minutes.
Woman: No, I am looking for today's papers.
Jeannie: Today's papers are either in the newspaper room or someone is looking at them.
Woman: I'd like to file a complaint. The newspapers have been stolen.
Then it becomes my turn to be on the desk. The woman says-- I'd like to make an apology to the head librarian. I just realized I was looking for Sunday's paper and today is Saturday.
At least she apologized!