Newspapers

A woman asked Jeannie, the LIII, where the newspapers are.  Jeannie told her where the newspaper room is, and the woman came back after 5 minutes. 
Woman: No, I am looking for today's papers.
Jeannie:  Today's papers are either in the newspaper room or someone is looking at them.
Woman:  I'd like to file a complaint.  The newspapers have been stolen.

Then it becomes my turn to be on the desk.  The woman says-- I'd like to make an apology to the head librarian.  I just realized I was looking for Sunday's paper and today is Saturday.

At least she apologized!