Yesterday I was helping this man (not completely with it) find some information. After I answered his question, he leaned forward and said would you happen to be single by chance? I said no, sorry (a la not a service we provide). He replied oh, I was gonna ask you to lunch.
And you'd think he'd leave the liberry, but no, he stayed for hours!
Later I found out that he had asked 2 of my colleagues the same question this week, and last year he did so ON Valentine's Day!!!