Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Introducing...Laundry Guy!

We have a new regular here at Branch X! (are we Branch X or Y?  I forget)

He has several interests:

  1. Laundry
  2. Roller Skating
  3. Dishwashing
  4. Movies with "love scenes"
  5. Amusement park wait times
He is here nearly every day, and we usually have several conversations that go something like this:

LG: Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure.
LG: Say you have a comforter, twin size, and two sheets, twin size, and you put them in the dryer at setting 60, high heat, casual press.  When you open the door, will it be really, really warm?

or

LG: Do you know the word "tumble"?
Me: Yes.

You'll often walk past him in conversation with a staff member who is looking thoughtful and saying something like "yes, low heat will take longer" or "no, I prefer to add the soap before the water."

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