Old Man: You're not Joseph, are you? I was just lookin at your multi colored shirt. It’s pretty, it’s Christmas.
Guy about 40: Hi, I'd like a guest pass please.
I make the pass and explain that he can go to computer #7, and he replies
Can I use my own computer?
Sure, absolutely! Just connect to the wireless.
Woman about 50: I like your nail polish. (It was Essie's Barbados Blue). Just so you know, I’ve never been brave enough to do that.
A grandpa with his 5 year old grandson: I have a confession to make. I just bought a Kindle. I will never use the liberry again.