Wednesday, January 16, 2013

World Record

Guy: Do you know what the world record is for holding your breath?

Me: Uh, it looks like around 22 minutes according to the Guinness--

Guy: (interrupting, in singsongy kid voice) No it's noo-ot! No it's noo-ot!

Me: Okay...

Guy: I meditate and pray a lot, and I can hold my breath for FOUR HOURS!

(guy behind him in line tries not to laugh)

Me: Well, that's great.  Anything else you need me to look up for you?

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