Guy: Do you know what the world record is for holding your breath?
Me: Uh, it looks like around 22 minutes according to the Guinness--
Guy: (interrupting, in singsongy kid voice) No it's noo-ot! No it's noo-ot!
Guy: I meditate and pray a lot, and I can hold my breath for FOUR HOURS!
(guy behind him in line tries not to laugh)
Me: Well, that's great. Anything else you need me to look up for you?