Man about 60 -- Hi, I sent something to the printer 2 or 3 days ago; do you think it would still be there?
Me -- No, sorry, the jobs are only kept for two hours.
Man about 50 -- Where do you archive your magazines?
Me -- The magazine room is right this way. We keep magazine issues for 3 to 6 months depending on how often each is published. We keep newspapers for a week.
Woman about 50 -- Is there someone here who can do research?
Me -- I'm one of the librarians here.
Woman -- Oh, you're a research librarian.
Me -- Yes, how can I help you?
Woman -- Oh, do I have a question for you!
The question wasn't something I could answer as I work in a public, not legal, liberry.