Tuesday, October 29, 2013

My Refgrunt Brings All the Boys to the Yard

More books on how to stop smoking—I’ve read all the ones you have here.

Books on Lucille Ball—“It’s for my student.  She’s the only thing he’s interested in.”

I sent this job to the printer on Friday—would it still be there? Sorry, it only saves it for two hours.

Do those computers you check out work the same as the other ones?

Book version of The Nightmare Before Christmas

I have the New Testament here, do you have the Koran?  I want to read them together. 

Books on how to train a search and rescue dog

My favorite little old lady customer wants to check her extensive reserves list

48 Laws of Power or The Art of Seduction (as usual, all copies checked out or missing)

I want your personal opinion: I broke my arm and wrist and I have limited mobility.  Do you think I’ll ever get all the mobility back? I don’t believe in surgery except as a last resort.
Books on high school math, science, and electronics

Anything by Bill Bryson that’s on the shelf

I put a bunch of items on hold but I want them in large print--can you switch them?
Where is the nearest Kinko’s?

We need books on animals.  Wild or pets?  All of them.

Did you fix computer 16?  Yes. It’s fixed? Yes. Really? Yes.

Do you have a fax machine?

Where can I find just a basic dictionary?

In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
Can you tell me the occupant capacity of this building?  It's for my fire science class.


Lisa said...

Hey! I looked up 48 Laws of Power this week and found that ours were all missing or out.

Marian The said...

Yep, that's like, the third law.