Guy -- Can I make a call with your phone?
Me -- Is it a local call?
Guy -- No, I want to call across the country.
Me -- sorry but no. I can't allow you to make a long distance call with this phone.
Guy -- just try to dial the number. I can see that this was an expensive building to build. they obviously didn't spare any expenses.
Me -- I am not going to dial the number.
He stands there for a while longer then walks away. Finally.