A man turned in a license he found in the copy machine. I looked at it, didn't recognize the woman, and found her phone # in the database. I called her ----
Hi, is this Deborah?
(Loudly whispers). Yes, but I can't talk now, I'm in the liberry.
Well I'm in the library also. I'm calling because I have your license.
Oh... And she sees me and walks over to claim it!