Making a library card for a young man:
Me: Okay, which card design do you prefer?
Him: (stares at them both) Uh.....
Me: I know, it's a momentous decision.
Him: I hate them both so much.
Him: I like the subtlety of the black one, but there are all these pictures of kids and old people on it, it's gross.
Me: Great, red it is.