Repeat customer who comes once every few weeks--
A cookie will not solve my problems. Plus, can you tell I lost 10 pounds? (She wraps the cookie in a Kleenex and hands it to me). Here, you have the cookie (and winks). I am going to stay this size. You know, I am going to go to Japan to write my book. I really want the readers to feel like they are in Japan. See, if I were writing about this city I wouldn't have to go anywhere. But I am taking it one thing at a time, see, I got pulled over for something I didn't do. The cop asked for my papers but they disappeared. So he wrote me up for a little something... I should shut my mouth and be silent. See, I am being respectful. Goodbye.